Superman hates little girls
http://www.wlky.com/news/13547817/detail.html
LOUISVILLE, Ky. -- Police confirmed that a girl's feet have been cut off at Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom.
Officials said they got the call around 5 p.m. Thursday and both her feet were detached at the ankle.
According to MetroSafe dispatch supervisors, the girl was riding the Superman Tower of Power, which is 177 feet tall and drops riders at 54 miles per hour. According to Kentucky Kingdom, the girl was injured when the ride malfunctioned. Dispatchers said she was taken to University Hospital.
So, apparently Superman's heat vision broke and he blew off some little girl's entire lower torso. She was also holding a scholarship in her hand but we know how Supes feels about the liberal college elite.
Where's your god now, Chris.